Saturday, January 1, 2000

Totemic Andean Potato Chip

Papa Na'qak is the manifestation of an ancient precolumbian deity that is known as Hatun Na'qak (the great decapitator). With large bulging eyes and bloodthirsty fangs, gaze in a frightened awe at the ancestral deity embodied by the potato chip.


The wondrous Papa Na'qak was encountered in a bag of Free Papas. The brand is sold with mayonnaise. Make no mistake my friends, the name of the brand and the mayonnaise are no coincidence or happenstance. They are signs. But what? What brings Papa Na'qak?!